espagna-lasagna:

medusabraids:

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

gaypasta:

that one episode of doctor who with vincent van gogh fucked me up that changed me i aged about 20 years after watching that

shrexy:

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

(Source: rcktpwr)

officialfennec:

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

rogerschwinn:

antoni: does anything

me: fucking SUPERB you funky little chef !

(Source: bastardmime)

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

(Source: lobotomybarbie)